Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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