blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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