I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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