Sponge bath it is.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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