My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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You. Win. At. Life.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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