so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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