I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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