Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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