sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
