In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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