Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
