walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
you will always have a special place in my vag
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Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
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If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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