He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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