How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
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I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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