you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
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