haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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