hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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