I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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