Im at strip club and am horny
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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