His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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