don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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