I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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