I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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