sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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