Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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