Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
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Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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