i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
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There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
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Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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