Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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