I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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