I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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