am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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