Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
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Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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