Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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