I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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