their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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