what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
im holly from the hills drunk
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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