So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
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My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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