i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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