Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize