I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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