do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
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You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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