He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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