i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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