Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
In America we eat man semen.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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