didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Randomize
