can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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