I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
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Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
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I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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