i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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