like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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