? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
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