i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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