Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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