Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
this will be a night to untag.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
