i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
How drunk are you?
Completed.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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