My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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